We searched for just the right team to match the character of our riders, but it seems that team does not exist. Most organized teams seem to be focused on such inane qualities as "ability", "determination", "strength", and "teamwork". How unoriginal, we thought. So we started our own around a framework of things important to us. Like "pizza", "making our teammates suffer during training rides", "pizza", "not training in bad weather", and "pizza". And did I mention pizza? Oh yeah. Our team sponsor is Mellow Mushroom, a company that happens to specialize in……….pizza!

If you can talk smack for a week after beating a buddy to the city limit sign yet never have even placed in a Cat 5 race, MMR is for you. If your bikes cost more than the car you transport them on, MMR is your team. If you drink Peet's in the morning, Cytomax during the day and a pint of Stella with dinner (Pizza!), this is your team.